PRICK

I hope this blog will soon take the place of my facebook page. Only the die-hard will venture here and that suits me fine. poke this, motherfuckers. some news:

1. I've started preproduction on a new ONSLAUGHT DYNAMO digital 7". It'll be a free download with artwork and lyrics and junk. Side A will feature "Sean Penn's Theme Song" and Side B will feature a cover of the mighty SEAWEED's "Start With."

2. Looks like I'll be recording Beau Crum's solo album pretty soon too. You likey the CHUCK RAGAN? Then check Beau out. Hopefully he'll let me add some squeeze box lovin'...

3. KC and I often fall into our day to day routines, only to look up and realize months have flown by. Life often gets in the way of living. Case in point: it had been 10 years since we hung out with our friends Matt and Aileen Carlson. In fact , the last time we saw them was our going away partay in Gainesville, June of 2000. How the hell did that happen? Luckily, with some friends, time passes and connections do not. We picked up right where we left off and had a great weekend. Their kids are awesome and Jackson and Tessa got along famously. Repeat after me: DON'T TAKE YOUR FRIENDS FOR GRANTED.

4. I'll be debuting a weekly 3 panel comic strip on this very blog in the near future. It's entitled "PRICK." You've been warned...

Instant Haiku

Our receptionists
cannot answer phones very
well. this will not stand.

yo joe! yells snake eyes.
fuck off, cobra commander!
scarlett was way hot.

it don't matter what
you ride, as long as you ride
what you wanna ride.

insurance is a
scam. i hate you all, i hate
you all, i hate you...

Random

New Superchunk album! Get Stoked! KC and I are heading to NYC to see them on her birthday in Brooklyn.

I've been singing a few songs with the 'Toms lately. Weirdly, they're both Jeff Tweedy songs but neither are Wilco songs.

While watching the series finale of LOST, my buddy Ryan said something about getting the above design tattooed on his person. My other buddy Murph and I, in perfect unison, blurted "I'll pay for it!" It's on...